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July 15, 2008
Hot Hell on Heels
The "out of town for a few days" excursion a few weeks ago was not vacation and didn't involve birds. I was off to attend a wedding. Nevermind the fact that 'round this neck 'o the woods, it was a thousand degees plus humidity. Forget that pantyhose, high heels, a dress, makeup and lacquered hair was the required getup of the day.
Help me, I'm MELTING!
My photographic pursuit of recording this event had its misfortunes. While in the church, the photographer hired to shoot the wedding stood right next to me. He had me blocked in the church pew with no room for movement. I couldn't change my seat because I was involved in the ceremony and had to stay right where I was. I resorted to snapping what I could and finally just gave up.
Damn.
Things became progressively worse back outside in the heat. While the pro photog arranged the wedding party on the steps of the church, I walked over to the spot where he'd be shooting from. My plan was to fire away once he took his shots. I set up the shot. My eye was pressed against the viewfinder and I was ready to fire. That was about the time when the videographer decided to poke me in the shoulder (his way of saying "MOVE!") Evidently I wasn't the only person who experienced the rudeness on the part of the hired hands; the groom's father was poked while trying to take a picture of the happy couple. Were it not for the fact that this was a wedding, my otherwise understanding nature would have happily returned the favor by walking into any and all shots just at the right time. I'm just not that evil, but you can be sure I was fantasizing about it.
Later on, the heat descended once again at the reception hall. There was no air or air conditioning when a group of us had to pose with the bride and groom for photographs. Makeup quickly melted off faces, hair became droopy and matted, sticking and clinging to overly moist necks. Pantyhose, undergarments, suits, dresses and gowns became glued to overheated bodies like hot molten cheese sizzling at the bottom of a hot oven. I never saw so many people smile so quickly just to get into the air conditioning.
As with most weddings, dancing was involved. When you dance to every tune played, you perspire, unless you're one of the lucky few who don't break a sweat or showered in the restroom in between songs. By the seventh song, high-heeled feet begin to cry out in agony; heels are nothing more than a fancy chamber of torture we women wear. They're not meant for long walks or a lot of dancing. The only time heels are worthwhile and painless is when you're sitting down - period.
I digress.
Though I knew my heels would rebel just about the time I was settling into my dance groove, I neglected to take a pair of stylish flats with me. I silently envied those who knew this trick, their feet and toes released and free at last from high heel hell. Instead of continuing my dancing fool follies, I sat my sorry ass down in a chair nearby, slipped off the chambers of torture and rubbed my achin' feeties. ahhhhh.
Cindy
Comments
Nothing worse than a July or August wedding. I too ran into a photographer who didn't allow anyone else to take pictures at my niece's wedding. It was annoying as hell and yet, my few images were requested by the bride and groom since the official photog takes forever to get the proofs ready.
And hey, don't they just kick their shoes off and dance in stockinged feet out your way? This is done by the best of 'em here in the northeast! And something else (since I was asked to make it): the detachable headress and veil!
Brain matter deposited by: susan on July 15, 2008 7:30 AM
yeah some of those "pro" really don't have a professional attitude, I've had some yell across the room to tell folks to stop taking pictures .. I can kinda see where they believe that their "setup" pictures are proprietary, but many more of them will just ask you to wait until *after* they get their shot .. chances are really good that their pictures turn out better anyway ;)
hmm, heat and mugginess can be bad for electronics .. maybe your computer needed a cooler area .. turn it off and let it sit by the AC for a bit .. not too close though if it gets too cold too fast you'll get condensation internally ...
Brain matter deposited by: sdy on July 15, 2008 8:13 PM
Susan - had I not needed the photos for the DVD, I wouldn't have cared as much. As for the stockinged dancing feet, true ... I could have, but I also could have slipped and cracked a few bones, given my propensity for clumsiness :-)
Steve - I did indeed wait until the photog got his shot, never expecting the videographer (who was nowhere near me) to suddenly show up behind me and poke my shoulder. Posed shots are good, but I go for the candids :-)
p.s. I keep my laptop well ventilated and cool at all times. :-)
Brain matter deposited by: Cindy on July 15, 2008 9:25 PM
Two things: stockings are a no-no in heat. I don't care if you're in front of the pope himself. YOU must be comfortable. No sense in passing out, right?
The other thing is regarding the photographer. While the attitude was quite rude, perhaps if he'd explained that he was worried about losing future sales because of your shots (he doesn't know the quality of your work, but trust me when I say it doesn't matter to pros anymore), maybe it would have been more understandable. I'm not excusing his behavior, just trying to offer a different perspective. More than once, I've had someone "watching" a shoot who suddenly pulled out their camera and wanted to start snapping. While they're not going to get the shots I'm getting, they are taking advantage of MY lighting and posing. Most often, my standard shoot only includes a couple of 8x10s because I hope to make more money selling add-ons. And when someone else starts shooting, well...you kind of get the feeling they're taking away from your potential earnings. (Not that you were.)
Brain matter deposited by: Da Goddess on July 16, 2008 7:15 AM
Da Goddess-I hadn't thought of the future sales aspect, although frankly, if the bride & groom at this particular wedding didn't use the amateur flashers, then they're not going to be hired by anyone else. I would think that the biggest problem for the pro is that it screws up their own planned pictures, i.e., unwanted flash, posers looking at the wrong camera, etc.
Brain matter deposited by: susan on July 16, 2008 8:21 AM
Joanie - My plan (as stated above) was to _wait_ until the photog took his shots, then take mine (which is what I did.) It was the videographer who poked me, even though I made sure I was nowhere near anyone's setup or snapping away while they were working.
However, I think that the hired hands should be experienced enough to know that family and friends are going to be taking photographs at the event. It's a given and the photog and videographer should expect that and deal with it. Preventing the groom's father from taking a photograph of his son is just bad form on the part of the pro.
Brain matter deposited by: Cindy on July 16, 2008 3:52 PM
Cindy, you know this and I know this and hell's bells, I was thankful as all get out when I got to see photos from people other than my photographer at my wedding. I'm just sayin'...and because of digital, pros are getting cut out of the, pardon the pun, picture more and more frequently because of editing software and the like. My brother-in-law (who was, btw, my wedding photog) has had to change his entire approach with clients, all because someone wants to step in and shoot after him. He's lost a lot of business over the last several years because of this.
Had the videographer and/or photographer understood what it was you were doing, I'm sure they'd have lightened up. And if not, I'd have stepped on their little toes with your high heels. But that's just the evil me talkin'. Frankly, I find that family stepping in to shoot is a normal part of the whole wedding scene, it's amazing these men acted as they did.
Note to all photographers: if you want exclusive photographic control, it's probably best to spell it out in the clearest of terms to avoid the problem in the future.
Brain matter deposited by: Da Goddess on July 17, 2008 6:25 PM
i enjoyed your writing. it has been a while. as for the photography, just keep shooting and practicing. what is scary is when you shoot images for a gift, and they are better than the actual photographer. then people don't realize the time and effort in editing and making great prints. they just spent 5k for a guy who didn't get the shot, but your "free gift" get sucked up. go figure. my advice, just enjoy shooting, if you get a great shot, hand the one as a gift, and soon people will offer you money to shoot weddings. but after doing a few for free, you probably will be bored to tears with the work. your fireworks stuff, will never bore you. thanks for the giggles.
Brain matter deposited by: marcus on July 19, 2008 12:59 PM