Oh cripes. I'm working on it...

Done.

Which is your one favourite weblog and why?

lileks.com - you have to check it out to understand

Your two preferred philosophies for life ("worldly wisdom")'?

1. Only dead fish 'go with the flow'.

2. Avoid stupid questionnaires.

Three songs you like to listen to. what do you like about 'em?

1. Let Me Put my Love Into You. AC/DC
- An honest love song.
2. Who Do You Love? Bo Diddly.
- It's got that Bo Diddly beat.
3. Daydream - Maxwell Silverthorn
- I'm Maxwell Silverthorn

Four foodstuffs or meals you hate. and why?

Crab - I'm allergic. Gives me the runs.
Baked squash - bad childhood memory
Eggplant - too much like baked squash
The worm in the tequila bottle - it tastes just like worm.

Five movies you would like to watch in 2006

Groundhog Day
Groundhog Day
Groundhog Day
Groundhog Day
Groundhog Day

Six words that come to your mind spontaneously. in which context?

What does she look like naked? The newest CNN anchor.

Who would you like to answer this stupid questionnaire next?

See Question 2

Your two preferred philosophies for life ("worldly wisdom")'?

1)"Never blame on malice that which can be fully explained by stupidity."

2)"Keep it simple stupid."

You didn't ask me but I can't sleep...

Three songs you like to listen to. what do you like about 'em?

"Living With The Law"- Chris Whitley from weed
Nothing in the way; voice and strings.

"Oh My" - Michael Landau from Live 2000
Authorized for tremelo use.

Desenredo (The Unravelling)-Dori Caymmi
sadness, beauty, the end of things.

Four foodstuffs or meals you hate. and why?

Bleu Cheese: smells like feet.
Turkey Bacon: like non-alcoholic beer, what's the point?
Licorice
Branson Pickle

Five movies you would like to watch in 2006

The Seven Samurai (at least once a year)
Andy Goldsworthy: Rivers and Tides
Team America
Il Postino
The Leonard Cohen documentary

Six words that come to your mind spontaneously. in which context?

Exausted minds cannot complete such lists.

Who would you like to answer this stupid questionnaire next?

My late brother

can't add to Frappr... it just opens a blank window

can't add myself to the Frappr map. I just get a blank window?

I can't add myself to the Frappr map. It just opens a blank window.

I can't add myself to the Frappr map! It's just a blank window!

Oh bloody 'eck! Give us five mins and we'll be back with da answers!

Which is your one favourite weblog and why?

Oh that's not fair! They're ALL faves or we wouldn't be looking at them. I suppose we'd have to say 'Cakesniffers' at the moment, because she makes us laugh (I'm sure sometimes unintentionally) and we're convinced she's quite mad.

Your two preferred philosophies for life ("worldly wisdom")'?

However bad it is, there's always something that'll make you smile;

A penny in your pocket and you're never skint (broke).

Three songs you like to listen to. what do you like about 'em?

Lola's theme by Shapeshifters because it reminds me of my Superhero Tazzy.

Past, Present and Future by the Shangri-la's - it's the saddest song I've ever listened to, but beautiful and poignant.

Sowing The Seeds of Love by Tears For Fears because I thinks it's bloody excellent and clever (in a Bohemian Rhapsody kind of way).

Four foodstuffs or meals you hate. and why?

Aubergine - because it's fucking disgusting.

Any kind of offal - for the same reason.

Tomato based sauces because they give me indigestion (even though I can eat tomatoes until they come out of my ears, oddly).

Baked beans - not because of the tomato sauce. I don't know why, I just don't like them.

Five movies you would like to watch in 2006

Cindy said 'Anything that does not have Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes or any other overhyped actor in it, period!' ... I'll say exactly the same thing.

Six words that come to your mind spontaneously. in which context?

'Why do I always answer these?' explanation not necessary.

Who would you like to answer this stupid questionnaire next?

God. Failing him, his son (it is Easter, after all and he might pop in for a visit).

Now Tazzy's turn.

Which is your one favourite weblog and why?

Sniffy (Cakesniffer) because she share's our sense of humour and doesn't care who she offends when speaking reality. And considering she's a lesbo, she's actually quite nice.

Your two preferred philosophies for life ("worldly wisdom")'?

Live life to the full. You're only here once.

Treat others how you would wish to be treated yourself.

Three songs you like to listen to. what do you like about 'em?

Winner Takes It All by the fabulous Abba - It's a fab song and the first few chords makes the hair on the back of the neck stand up.

You Spin Me Round by Dead Or Alive - Just because I've always liked it.

Lola's Theme by Shapeshifters because it's a fantastic dance song and it reminds me of my Wee Piggy!

Four foodstuffs or meals you hate. and why?

Any kind of shellfish - It's just bloody awful to look at. Some of them look like snot.

Tripe (the lining of a sheeps stomach!) - Vile, vile, vile.

Dark chocolate - the taste is too strong.

Beef dripping - As long as I can remember, my mum has always bought it and it looks awful.

Five movies you would like to watch in 2006

If six really good horror films come out in 2006, then that's what I'd like to see.

Six words that come to your mind spontaneously. in which context?

'Piggy Always Makes Me Do These.' Context obvious.

Who would you like to answer this stupid questionnaire next?

SID the Stupid Irish Daddy.

You wild boyz. I forgot to mention that you should respond to the questionnaire on your own blogs, not in the comments. My bad. Only Susan understood that -- neener, neener!

Ned - sorry about the Frappr Map problems. I posted instructions so hopefully that will help you. Do let me know!

lamb, pesto and pancakes ? what on EARTH is wrong with them ?