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April 7, 2006
Stripper Poles in Oregon and Other Nonsense
Google searches that end up at this blog can sometimes be highly amusing. Some of these search results make sense, like if you're googling squip or dusting my brain. Others are the result of the content in this blog, either from a post I wrote or from a comment someone left here. Here are some current searches that ended up here.
what is dusting?
picture of my brain
dusting
my brain
Why did the Central Park coyote die? (answer: most likely it was the stress of being caged after capture.)
hotlinking photo blog (BAD! BAD! BAD! NOOOOOOOOOO HOTLINKING TO PHOTOS!)
delete order history from amazon.com
where to buy stripper poles in Oregon
The searches above are fairly mild considering some of the ones I've noted in the past. It must be frustrating for those who continually search for answers about how to distress jeans and end up here instead.
I went through the previous searches and pulled out some questions to answer. Here we go:
Why do the pockets on my flat front khakis stick out?
Try taking your hands out of the pockets.
mad tv dubya cleaning out my closet
When he's finished with your closet, please send him here to clean out mine.
Groaning noises during sex lovemaking - is it necessary?
Hmm... sounds like a veiled complaint that isn't necessary.
Do you wear socks with boat shoes?
No, I don't. And I don't wear socks with clogs either, unless it's winter time. I suggest that you NOT wear socks with your boat shoes unless you want to look like a dork.
Can I erase a memory?
Didn't you get the big eraser in the packet of goodies that came with you when you were born?
No? Well sorry then. You're stuck.
Should men wear thongs?
If you're a guy and you wear a thong, please refrain from modeling it for me.
How to distress t-shirt, how to distress jeans
Throw them in the washing machine with stones you collected on your last hiking trip.
Otherwise, go directly to Levi's and ask them.
People who have sex with animals
They do? Oh my.
Cindy
Comments
I have a pair of thongs - green and white rubber. I used to have a dress pair - black. Suitable for wearing with a clean pair of king-gee shorts and a new blue singlet when attending a wedding.
Generally I find that after wearing them (the thongs) for a few months, they need to be hosed off and dried in the back yard. They tend to develop indentations that match your anatomy after a while and sometimes they split at the most inconvenient time.
What I don't understand is not wanting them modelled.... haven't you even been shoe shopping before?
Suitable image here. [SFW}
Brain matter deposited by: Ozg on April 8, 2006 2:00 AM
Now Ozg, you know darn well I meant underoos. :-) Besides, I wrote "a" thong, not 'thongs'
Brain matter deposited by: Cindy on April 8, 2006 2:48 PM
Hey Squip!
I sent you a belated birthday present. When it arrives... DON'T OPEN IT!
I had no idea you didn't want me to model my thong for ya.
Brain matter deposited by: BLUE on April 10, 2006 12:47 PM
If you'd be so kind to delete my Amazon.com order history I would appreciate it.
OK, so I threw my Levi's in the wash with a bunch of stones. The washer made a loud clunking noise. Is this normal? The lady at the laundromat seemed to think I was doing it wrong.
Brain matter deposited by: mike on April 10, 2006 9:42 PM