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March 7, 2006

Round Two

Intruder #2

Cindy

Comments

launch....shock and awe.

Brain matter deposited by: RONW on March 7, 2006 10:17 AM

Make sure you get the approval of your entire local community before doing anything in a unilateral manner.

But seriously, check around your kitchen sink and bathroom pipes for entry points, anyplace there is a hole in the wall. If you can figure out how they're getting in, then you can place preventitive traps once you've dealt with the current intruders.

Brain matter deposited by: Ted on March 7, 2006 12:21 PM

Or, hey! Invite Cheney over and ask him to shoot you! I bet he wings the mouse!!! ;)

Brain matter deposited by: Ted on March 7, 2006 12:22 PM

mr tan smells lots of dollars coming out of your apartment. i will call bloomberg and get temporary license for chinese mouseball soup license. we make up idea that it makes men fertile and they will line up around the block for special "mr tan medicinal."

we will be financially rich! marry me - run away to sell green beans and peas. i will buy you a mouser!

Brain matter deposited by: mr tan on March 7, 2006 12:40 PM

Mr. Tan - classic. :-)

Ted - glue traps are down... neighbors have same problem...
I've been through this before but your advice is right on...

Ron - launch?

Brain matter deposited by: Cindy on March 7, 2006 3:56 PM

Get a cat. Just don't leave anything laying around for it to pee on.

Brain matter deposited by: Kat on March 7, 2006 5:01 PM

launch....as in B2's and precision-guided missiles, as in the full scale offensive against Iraq.

Brain matter deposited by: RONW on March 7, 2006 9:54 PM

Ron - I get it now. funny... :-)

Kat - no pets allowed (funny but true) ... 'rent a pet' might work...

Brain matter deposited by: Cindy on March 7, 2006 10:22 PM

It's come looking for its mother.

You know, the one you murdered.

Poor little orphan.

Brain matter deposited by: Piggy and Tazzy on March 8, 2006 11:01 AM

P&T: I did NOT murder the mother; I killed a sibling or a cousin.

Brain matter deposited by: Cindy on March 8, 2006 11:04 AM

No pets allowed? Tell the mice. They'll leave.

Brain matter deposited by: Ted on March 8, 2006 8:18 PM