peta (people for the ethical treatment of animals) are working on a circus that will be animal freindly as well as entertaining. sproket that cat watches, pedro the human rocket mouse rehearse on friday. afterwords - all animals got together for a vegan feast.

LOL!

".... and the first ingredient for mice pudding is, naturally, a mouse. throw it into your bowl, add eggs, vanilla essence and milk. stir well for consistency, add the sugar and cook at 180°C for 45 minutes."

"It is a very little known fact that the Swedish Chef had very humble beginnings. Before he became a household name, his first techniques and recipes were passed on by his cat, Bork. In this picture, you are able to see a stunning display of the masterful skills that would influence his career, especially when assembling his signature dish; Ze Snacken de Aerobourne Moose".

"I know your not an owl and this isn't a runcible spoon, just get down here"

The Republic of Tajikiwikistan has succeeded in their first sub-orbital space launch. The first cosmonaut is 'Peppy', a field mouse. Immediately following the launch, it was reported that ambulances had been dispatched to the launch site.

Tajikiwikistani sources report that Peppy is in stable condition. According to US government sources, the future of the Tajikiwikistan space program is in jeapordy following recurring allegations of launch tampering.

Hey diddle doony
the cat and the spoony
the mouse flew over the moon

or

"Hey Fido! Fetch!"

or

Mouse-apult

or

"Relax Purrrcy, there's cheese in them there hills."

Well mice fly, lets try pigs next time.

We like Ozg's.

That one made us laugh.

"Spoon you!"

"Like Doubleday and Naismith before him, Tiger must have known somewhere inside that he was inventing one of the premier sports of his species..."

}:)

When Iron Chef meets Animal Planet

mouse-tini, dry, shaken not stirred ..

Oz's and Ted's both made me laugh.

Miss Whiskers realized it was unlikely she'd be getting a turn on the teeter-totter...

Where's a food processor when you need one?

My favorite is Jason's:
"Like Doubleday and Naismith before him, Tiger must have known somewhere inside that he was inventing one of the premier sports of his species..."

It's so typical of dogs... going about fetch the hard way.

Well OK, but this is absolutely the *last* time...