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August 9, 2005
Hot Steamy Nights
As I lie on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you lay on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.
Finally, I went to sleep.
Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
... you fucking mosquito.
Also posted in August 2003 and August 2004. Obviously I decided it will be an annual event each August. Original source via Zoe @ MBIAT
Cindy
Comments
I thought this looked vaguely familiar, dadgummit. I was hoping you were fixing to spread a little smut, chicka.
Brain matter deposited by: Kat on August 9, 2005 9:05 AM
What was it that Gertrude Stein said? "A nose is a nose is a nose?"
Brain matter deposited by: A on August 9, 2005 9:08 AM
LOL!
Brain matter deposited by: BLUE on August 9, 2005 1:56 PM
...lol...awesome!
Brain matter deposited by: Slide on August 9, 2005 4:53 PM
i was wondering when you were going to re-post this!
Brain matter deposited by: zed on August 10, 2005 3:26 AM
We like porn. :)
Urrrrgh. It's straight.
*vomits*
Brain matter deposited by: Piggy and Tazzy on August 10, 2005 3:28 AM
Arrrrrrrgh! I just clicked the read more thingy.
*deeply embarrassed*
Brain matter deposited by: Piggy and Tazzy on August 10, 2005 3:29 AM
:)))
Brain matter deposited by: Joost on August 10, 2005 2:19 PM
P&T - gotcha!
Joost, Slide & Blue - glad you liked it.
Zoe - of course I would. It's an annual event now :-)
Aron - heh.
Kat - nah, I'll leave the smut writing to you (unless of course I get caught blogging while intoxicated...)
Brain matter deposited by: Cindy on August 11, 2005 11:48 AM
You've given yourself away this time. I totally didn't buy it and the ending was not a surprise. But if you ever need a job at writing porn for insects, well you know...
Brain matter deposited by: Rob on August 13, 2005 7:03 PM
So what exactly are you saying about me Rob?? Hmm?
First of all, I didn't write it. I can't take credit for something someone else found... hence the link at the end of the entry.
SECONDLY... whaddaya mean you didn't buy it? I'm so crushed. See if there's another Starbucks in YOUR future. Hurrumph! ;-)
Brain matter deposited by: Cindy on August 14, 2005 8:33 PM