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May 10, 2005
Reconnect With an Old Flame
For you men who have long neglected the significant other between your legs, it's time to reconnect and
improve your relationship! Other than the obvious sexual gratification and release, there are health benefits
too. The New Scientist reports that frequent sexual intercourse and masturbation protects men against a common
form of cancer. So don't delay, do it today!
(I assume that most men maintain a very happy, long-lasting and fulfilling relationship with their penises.)
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(originally posted April, 2004)
Oh and by the way, it's International Masturbation Month. The Masturbate-A-Thon 2005 is May 28 in San Francisco. Read more @ Wired News
Cindy
Comments
Masturbation is supposed to be good for everybody but at the moment, personally, I'd rather bake a cake.
Brain matter deposited by: Kat on May 10, 2005 4:32 PM
Ah, ok isn't this what everybody does and everybody is giggly about ..... ?
And I like cake......
Tea anyone?
Brain matter deposited by: Joost on May 10, 2005 5:45 PM
ah do I have to do it all month? I was hoping for something better? Maybe life will improve; and soon!
Brain matter deposited by: ctopher on May 11, 2005 1:32 AM
Heaven forbid we give masturbation as consideration as brushing our teeth or washing our hair. That would be terrible.
-T.C.
Brain matter deposited by: tony Comstock on May 11, 2005 11:38 AM
I don't think you're allowed to refer to the penis and the word "flame" in the same sentence. If you are, you shouldn't be.
Brain matter deposited by: Ted on May 11, 2005 10:19 PM
Finally...
A celebratory time period I can get behind... and this is every May? Cool...
Brain matter deposited by: Aron on May 12, 2005 6:34 PM
RE-connect?
Hell, if I was any more connected I'd be in prison.
Brain matter deposited by: Al on May 14, 2005 12:22 PM
Masturbating is great for overcoming insomnia.
So I'm told.
Brain matter deposited by: Piggy and Tazzy on May 14, 2005 6:57 PM
So, maturbation now has its own month and even a special day. Yet, no damn Hallmark card??? What is this world coming too?
Brain matter deposited by: rob on May 15, 2005 7:44 PM
Wait, wait, wait, so I've been improving my health for the last ... 16 years? Damn! No wonder I'm so skinny.
Brain matter deposited by: paul on May 17, 2005 1:57 PM