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February 24, 2005

"I'm Not Going!!" says the Queen

"The Queen's surprise announcement that she would not be going to the town hall has added a new twist to the saga. Buckingham Palace insisted her decision was not a snub and said she was trying to respect the couple's desire for a low-key ceremony."

"But for the House of Windsor, already tainted by scandals, divorce and tragedy, the debacle has been another blow. "It is humiliating and embarrassing for Charles," said royal author Judy Wade. "This is a PR disaster turning into a farce. Royal ceremonials always go like clockwork. Now they cannot even organize a wedding in a town hall," she told Reuters.

Heapin' humiliation, Charlie! Are tampons tied with ribbon and a gilded, calligraphic "Chuck and Camilla Lovefest 2005" the planned wedding favors? ;-)

Cindy

Comments

we are NEVER going to hear the end of this bloody wedding. why can't they do what princess anne did - get married in Scotland ? grrrr

Brain matter deposited by: zed on February 24, 2005 4:32 PM

To be fair to the old bag she's supposed to be the head of the CofE, which doesn't condone weddings of divorcees. So if she goes to Jugs' do at the registry office she'll be slagged off in the papers (strangely, she's allowed to attend a blessing of this frowned-upon union). If she doesn't, she gets slagged off in the papers for snubbing them.

Either way its a load of irrelevant nonsense about a bunch of irrelevant people.

The papers should be getting worried about bird flu or the looming war with Iran, but neither shift units as well as pictures of "royalty".

Brain matter deposited by: pogo on February 25, 2005 4:28 AM

At least those party favors would be useful.

Brain matter deposited by: Kat on February 25, 2005 1:57 PM

A bouguet of tampons!

Brain matter deposited by: Sue on February 28, 2005 9:39 PM

What is more important - were you invited?

Check out Rofl's thoughts on the matter :-)

Brain matter deposited by: Ozguru on March 3, 2005 2:11 PM