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December 16, 2004
Fortune Cookies
A fun thing to do the next time you're in a Chinese restaurant and you're cracking open a fortune cookie to unearth the pearls of wisdom inside. Add the words "in bed" at the end of the fortune. Here's an example:
"You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you... in bed."
:-)
Cindy
Comments
Heh. We order Chinese food pretty regularly. This isn't an inappropriate game to play with the kids, is it?
Nah. I didn't think so.
Brain matter deposited by: Kat on December 17, 2004 12:52 PM
I tried it with the Unix fortune command...
1. Defend her honour, it'd more than she ever did -- in bed.
2. Go thou and sin more creatively -- in bed
3. A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game -- in bed.
4. A penny for your thoughts, $20 to act it out -- in bed.
and finally:
5. One man's idea of cruel and unusual punishment is another man's idea of a great weekend -- in bed.
You are right, that was fun.
Brain matter deposited by: Ozguru on December 22, 2004 7:36 PM