Awww... When you have a cold nothing seems right. I'm betting it's those damned raisins. They're the devil, you know.

raisins are, in fact, spies trained by the FBI. when you eat them they start spying your insides and report back as to everything that you have inhaled/eaten/drunk over the past 20 years. that's how everyone knew about bill clinton.

that's sophistication for you.

I knew there was something unholy about raisins - I just didn't know what exactly it was. Thanks, Zoe.