Dusting My Brain: Lapping it Up

October 8, 2004

Lapping it Up

It's amazing that one comment from Kat @ Mostly Fluff about me lapdancing has sent y'all into a tizzy. Contrary to popular disbelief and for the record, I did NOT lapdance in Texas even though Kat and I joked that I did. (a joke... J - O - K - E.) HOWEVER... the last time I was on anyone's lap (outside of those moments in my romantic life that are best left where I put them -- buried under the rock) was at the wedding of a colleague. I was not lapdancing when this photo was taken. How do I explain why I was on this gentleman's lap? Uh, er, I think I was pulled in so I could be in the frame -- yeah, that's it.

We both look a helluva lot better now than we did back then. That photograph was taken in 1998. As far as the remarks about my bum ankle are concerned, I actually never fell into that pothole while walking with Oz when he was visiting NYC. I really hurt it after draping myself upside down from the pole in the club where I strip. How else did you think I made a living? And if you actually believe that, I have a bridge I can sell you. :-)

Cindy

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Comments

i just KNEW i was right.

do you do private shows ?

Brain matter deposited by: zed on October 10, 2004 12:00 PM

Of course she does, Zoe. But shhhh - don't tell anyone.

Brain matter deposited by: Kat on October 11, 2004 12:42 PM

My Lord, Cindy...if you look better now than you did in that pic....you're totally not allowed anywhere near me. I'll go completely invisible when men get a glimpse of you!

Brain matter deposited by: Da Goddess on October 19, 2004 4:53 AM