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September 6, 2004
Lurgy-itis
Found at G'Day Mate: Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry, "Let Your Name Outlive Your Illness" -- If you can't achieve immortality by not dying, you can at least achieve it by dying of something original.
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Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Squip's Lurgy | |
| Cause: | early mornings |
| Symptoms: | fear of drowning, occasional drowsiness, vague tunnel vision, hives |
| Cure: | cryogenic freezing until science catches up |
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Cindyitis | |
| Cause: | mosquito bite |
| Symptoms: | loss of dress sense, sudden tunnel vision, steam whistling from ears |
| Cure: | expensive biofeedback devices |
Cindy
Comments
You are suffering from
Que sera seraosis...and so on and so on
Cure: smoke seven cigarettes before going to bed
Excellent! I can manage that.
Brain matter deposited by: Sarah on September 6, 2004 2:24 PM
Thanks for the link....
Brain matter deposited by: Ozguru on September 7, 2004 5:44 AM