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June 23, 2004
I'm a Sex Symbol!
... and fertile too, according to today's horoscope:
Your allure as a sex symbol has never been more evident; the mere sight of you gets people panting. If you're already in a relationship, you need to remind your lover of your
physical needs. Invest in some sexy lingerie, get a makeover, and go on a romantic holiday. Sprucing yourself up for your partner will elicit a passionate response. Having a child
is also a possibility, as you're very fertile. Adjust your behaviour accordingly.
Cindy
Comments
You sexy, fertile thang, you! I'm slobbering all over my monitor even as I type. Too bad that there are so many miles between us or is that a good thing? I'd hate to get you pregnant before we marry and all that. :0)
Brain matter deposited by: Kat on June 23, 2004 11:19 AM
i'm a sex symbol too.
here is my symbol...
"blech"
heh heh heh
Brain matter deposited by: mr. helpful on June 23, 2004 10:36 PM
You needed a horoscope to tell you what we already knew. Apart from the "very fertile" thing that is.
Brain matter deposited by: Dragon on June 24, 2004 5:51 AM
"adjust your behaviour accordingly."
lock all your windows and doors and stay indoors till next month's horrorscope comes out.
Brain matter deposited by: zed on June 24, 2004 12:29 PM