Dusting My Brain: Top 10 Things Overheard at J-Lo's Wedding

Top 10 Things Overheard at J-Lo's Wedding

10. Do you, Jennifer Lopez, take...I'm sorry, which one are you again?

9. We're gathered here today because Jennifer Lopez is apparently trying to break some sort of record

8. Her ass looked like the ass of a princess

7. You may now divorce the bride

6. Even the minister is rolling his eyes

5. I always cry at Jennifer Lopez's weddings

4. Wow, season one of 'Sanford and Son' on DVD! What a thoughtful gift, Dave!

3. This was fun - - see you at her next one

2. Hey, small world - - I'm a divorce lawyer, too

1. Honey, why does the cake read 'Ben'?

Cindy

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Tracked on June 11, 2004 10:22 AM

She needs another pair of shoes...not another husband.

Brain matter deposited by: Da Goddess on June 10, 2004 11:35 AM

These are great. :0)

Brain matter deposited by: Kat on June 10, 2004 3:11 PM

Yeah but it was buy one (pair of shoes) and get one (husband) free.

Brain matter deposited by: Ozguru on June 11, 2004 10:21 AM

*snork*

Brain matter deposited by: Daisy on June 11, 2004 10:21 AM

shoes don't come with diamonds. well, not often.

Brain matter deposited by: zed on June 11, 2004 1:48 PM

Hey, at least she's stayed married longer than Britney.

Brain matter deposited by: Rob on June 14, 2004 12:45 AM