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April 8, 2004
Reconnect With An Old Flame
For you men who have long neglected the significant other between your legs, it's time to reconnect and improve your relationship! Other than the obvious sexual gratification and release, there are health benefits too. The New Scientist reports that frequent sexual intercourse and masturbation protects men against a common form of cancer. So don't delay, do it today! ;-)
I assume that most men maintain a very happy, long-lasting and fulfilling relationship with their penises.
Cindy
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Heh.
I passed by here after I saw a post on Wendy's blog about your site; this entry being the first post I've seen has left me with an... interesting... first impression :)
Brain matter deposited by: Dale on April 8, 2004 2:09 PM
Hi Dale - welcome! This post is a PSA (public service announcement) -- just doing my good deed for today :-)
Brain matter deposited by: Cindy on April 8, 2004 2:22 PM
I have been protecting myself against cancer since I was 13. But thank you for caring about my prostate health.
Brain matter deposited by: Paul on April 8, 2004 3:11 PM
Masturbation has health benefits for women, too. Give me a while and I'll think some up. :0)
Brain matter deposited by: Kat on April 8, 2004 3:33 PM
Great news! I'm going to live to be a thousand.
I'll be getting right on my thrice daily prevention routine -- back in five.
Brain matter deposited by: Al on April 8, 2004 3:43 PM
Paul and Al, somehow I just automatically knew that you took good care of yourselves. ;-)
Brain matter deposited by: Cindy on April 8, 2004 4:03 PM
Somehow I suspect that my other half will not believe this story.
On a sort of related note, the head of the seamstresses (ladies of negotiable virtue) in the DiskWorld (Terry Pratchett's books) is Mrs Palm and she has five daughters*.
As in Mr Third Leg - meet Mrs Palm and her five daughters.
Brain matter deposited by: Ozguru on April 8, 2004 6:19 PM
What's good for the gander is good for the goose too!
-T.C.
Brain matter deposited by: Tony Comstock on April 9, 2004 9:57 AM