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March 30, 2004
Live from Belgium
I just got out of bed, had one eye open and one hand on the coffee pot when the phone rang. I picked up the phone and heard a female voice on the other end begin singing, in full-blown Marilyn Monroe Happy Birthday Mr. President sex kitten tone.
This confused me, and I thought the person dialed the wrong number and had the wrong day, that maybe that call was meant for my brother, whose birthday is tomorrow. Then I realized who was singing -- it was Zoe, calling me from Belgium. I think she should make an audio recording of herself singing Happy Birthday. It certainly managed to wake me up, that's for sure. :-)
Thank you for being so thoughtful AND so funny, you loopy chick!
Cindy
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you were warned, you aging lady, and so i sang :)
Brain matter deposited by: zed on March 30, 2004 11:40 AM
HB2U! (by order of Zoe)
Brain matter deposited by: JonnyB on March 30, 2004 11:53 AM
happy birthday, the card is in the post, its one of those 3ft high ones, so it may take a while to get to you.
Brain matter deposited by: andre on March 30, 2004 12:09 PM
Happy Birthday! (Marilyn aka Zoe sent me)
Brain matter deposited by: Amanda on March 30, 2004 12:56 PM
Not only am I singing you Happy Birthday, I am singing it with a full-on Marilyn butt and back fat - bless her champagne-tipsy heart. I am doing this because a little twat-birdy skarked in my ear that you are a year older. Wooo...!
Brain matter deposited by: Pisser on March 30, 2004 1:32 PM
[Scene an undisclosed Pub in Sydney]
Ozg: Everyone got a beer? All together now, lesh sings Happy Birshday to me mate Squip.
Some bloke: Squip ain't a name. It don't end in 'o'.
Ozg: Yeah righto wot about squippy?
Some bloke: Like squippy the bush kangaroo.
[Various discussions, conclusion: squippy is an acceptable name for a mate.]
Ozg: Alls togesher:
Happy birshday to you,
Happy birshday to you,
Happy birshday to squippy [some echos of bush kangaroo]
Happy birshday to you,
Hip hooray. Hip hooray. Hip hooray.
Ozg: Why wash she borns so boootiful, Why was she borns at all? Carn remember any more words. Who wans another drink.
Bar tender: I think you lot have had enough.
Ozg: I'm not as think as you drunk I am............
Brain matter deposited by: ozguru on March 30, 2004 4:22 PM
You didn't happen to record her singing, did you??
Brain matter deposited by: John on March 30, 2004 7:17 PM