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March 19, 2004
Panda to Watch Sex Videos
From the print edition of the NY Daily snooze:
A San Diego-born panda named Hua Mei has been flown to Beijing to watch sex videos featuring pandas mating to prepare her for "blind dates" with Chinese suitors.
Officials say the crash course is necessary because 4-year-old Hua Mei, who was born in captivity, is clueless. "We hope she can get pregnant by the end of March -- but first of all, she should have some sexual education," said a spokesperson of the Giant Panda Protection Research Center.
Cindy
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And I'm kind of offended, that they think we here in SD don't have quality panda porn. Did they ever think to ask? Put out fliers? Call me? Nope.
Shoddy research, that's what it was.
Brain matter deposited by: LeeAnn on March 21, 2004 11:06 AM
Man, porno sure wouldn't help me make a woman pregnant, if I follow the instructions, I'd end at the eyewash with a very angry woman.
Brain matter deposited by: paul on March 21, 2004 7:09 PM