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February 27, 2004
Disturbingly Loud Sex
Woman Reports Neighbor for Disturbingly Loud Sex
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman took her male neighbor to
court for noise pollution after he repeatedly kept her awake
through half the night and had at least one four-hour sex
session, a court spokeswoman said Friday.
"Four hours of sex noises. What was I supposed to think? It was nothing but groaning and banging," the woman told the judge, a Bild newspaper report said. The woman told Berlin magistrates that her 25-year old neighbor Andreas G. was disturbing the peace by keeping her awake early in the morning.
Andreas said his 26-year old neighbor had complained in the past, calling at five in the afternoon, but that he had not felt obliged to respond. "I can have as much sex as loud as I want then," he said. The judge dropped the case on learning that the man had since moved out of the apartment.
What was she supposed to think? It's simple -- that someone else was having sex and she wasn't. :-)
Cindy
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on the subject of other people having sex and i am not...i deal with that every single day...
heh heh heh...
Brain matter deposited by: mr. helpful on February 27, 2004 3:19 PM
A 4 1/2 hour session? He should have won a prize.
Brain matter deposited by: Kat on February 27, 2004 4:35 PM
Sex? What's that? ;-)
Here is the thing about those extended editions of intercourse. Paxil. Sometimes men on Paxil have a terrible time...how shall we say, reaching climax. I used to tell me ex that she could tell me when she was done because I would not be the one finishing.
Curses!
Brain matter deposited by: Casey on February 27, 2004 5:12 PM
sorry .... but i can't keep a straight face. You know why :)
Brain matter deposited by: zed on February 27, 2004 6:41 PM
It doesn't say anything the guys partner... was he making these noises for four hours by *himself*?
Brain matter deposited by: Al on February 28, 2004 4:47 PM
Al - I don't know, but hopefully he wasn't alone ... then again, whatever rocks your socks!
Brain matter deposited by: Cindy on February 28, 2004 4:49 PM
Trust me on this -- if this guy is having four hour solo sessions, he has no socks left.
Brain matter deposited by: Al on February 29, 2004 10:45 AM
Hmmmm. Lateral reaction - play the bit from Harry met Sally - really load (and wear earmuffs) - see if you can put a kink in his performance.
Brain matter deposited by: ozguru on February 29, 2004 3:47 PM