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January 29, 2004
Top 10 George W. Bush Complaints about England
10. "Clocks are five hours fast"
9. "Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language"
8. "Harry Potter won't return phone calls"
7. "So touchy about minor things...like going to war under false pretenses"
6. "They don't know where Saddam is either"
5. "Queen Elizabeth not half as funny as 'King of Queens'"
4. "Disappointed to learn 'Big Ben' is just a giant clock"
3. "Pack a gum costs 2 pounds -- who carries two pounds of money?!"
2. "I've been here for 36 hours and Prince Charles hasn't made a single move on me"
1. "Driving on the left reminds me of my drinking days"
Cindy
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5. "Queen Elizabeth not half as funny as 'King of Queens'"
That's the best one, I think.
Brain matter deposited by: Kat on January 29, 2004 9:22 AM
Number One Complaint About Most Americans When Referring To This Island.
It's called the UNITED KINGDOM. NOT England.
*And breathe*
Brain matter deposited by: Daisy on February 5, 2004 8:04 PM
*This* American knows the difference. The title was a part of Letterman's list and not one I wrote. :-)
Brain matter deposited by: Cindy on February 7, 2004 12:22 PM
Sorry for ranting Cindy, one look at your writing and it's obvious that *you* are not guilty of such laziness and ignorance.
Brain matter deposited by: Daisy on February 8, 2004 6:16 AM