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January 24, 2004
Damnation University
I tripped on this site while searching for information about Hell, Michigan. Damn U. offers nifty items (license plates, baseball caps, etc.) as well as 162 Degrees in Hell certificates.
For example:
School of Computer Sciences:
Apple Loyalty Degree earned for:
Throwing a party on the anniversary of the introduction of the iMac; owning a VHS copy of the '1984' Macintosh
TV commercial; believing that software designers should be required by law to develop the Apple version first; and
keeping up email correspondence with Jobs and Woz.
School of Relationships
Commitment Avoidance degrees are earned for:
Keeping your own place after a year of essentially living in his/hers; setting a wedding date "in June," but leaving out the year;
forgetting his/her parents' names on purpose; and maintaining a decent wardrobe in the trunk of your car.
Love Growthology degrees are earned for:
Always knowing the right thing to say, and knowing when saying nothing is the right thing; creating safety, trust, and loyalty with
a smile and a touch; nurturing spontaneity and sparkle every day of the week; never even picking up a grudge, much less holding on to
one; and inspiring intense dedication and steamy daydreams in you-know-who.
Cindy
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Comments
I have a few degrees in Hell myself. In fact, I believe I'm already up to my PhD.
Brain matter deposited by: Da Goddess on January 24, 2004 1:39 PM