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January 21, 2004

Now I've Seen it All

I found something extra special to give as a present to some lucky person: it's your very own Cindy Smart Doll.

"Cindy's open/closed mouth features built-in animatronics making her mouth move when she speaks. She is approximately 18-1/2 inches tall with long, blond, synthetic hair in a ponytail. Cindy has blue acrylic eyes with synthetic upper lashes. Fully jointed, she can sit, stand, and pose her arms and head. A long-sleeved pink t-shirt, denim bib shorts with shoulder straps, white socks, and black vinyl shoes complete Cindy's outfit. Cindy can hear, read, do math, spell, identify shapes and colors, and tell time. Simply place some of the included letters, numbers, or pictures and colors on the blackboard and 'play school' with her!"

Note: Cindy is not available in the US. ;-)

Cindy

Comments

This sounds great, but so did Teddy Ruxpin. Of course he didn't do any of this stuff, but still - back then it was the thing to get for your kids.

What a total rip-off. That damned bear's mouth wouldn't start moving until 6 or 7 seconds into a story and it never looked like he was reading it.

Teddy died a horrid death. His eyelids were first colored black and then ripped off entirely along with his extremities.

Brain matter deposited by: Kat on January 21, 2004 10:00 AM

can she do the housework ?

Brain matter deposited by: zed on January 21, 2004 10:48 AM

Can Cindy (catchy name) provide other... ah, 'services'?

Brain matter deposited by: Al on January 21, 2004 9:54 PM

You have an evil mind Al.

Brain matter deposited by: Cindy on January 22, 2004 6:48 AM