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January 21, 2004
Sex Change
Zoe wants to know: "... if you are a man and wake up tomorrow as a woman, what would you do apart from scream? And if you are a woman and wake up as a man, what would you do?"
I'd probably die of heart failure from the shock of it.
Cindy
Comments
The first thing I'd have to do is pee. If I lived where it snowed I might even write my name in it.
Brain matter deposited by: Kat on January 21, 2004 9:55 AM
if i woke up as a woman, well, i'd never leave the house because i'd always have something to play with...OH MY GOD DID I JUST TYPE THAT??
heh heh heh
Brain matter deposited by: mr. helpful on January 21, 2004 10:30 AM
kat - that's exactly what i'd do. i really want to experience peeing through a willy for some bizarre reason.
Brain matter deposited by: zed on January 21, 2004 10:51 AM
I would probably end up having a wild mood swing, eating a ton of cookies and ice cream, crying, calling up all my friends to complain about men, whining, speed and then get out of the ticket by smiling, have multiple orgasms, go to a bar and get free drinks, dance without being thought of as a bad dancer (cause all women have to do is jiggle), sell sex for a profit and then go to bed alone, but not lonely. Because women don't need a man.
Brain matter deposited by: paul on January 21, 2004 3:53 PM
Paul, it's true that women don't _need_ a man, but y'all are fun to play with. ;-)
Brain matter deposited by: Cindy on January 21, 2004 5:07 PM
Too long for a comment: http://ozguru.typepad.com/gday_mate/2004/01/waking_up_femal.html
Brain matter deposited by: ozguru on January 23, 2004 6:06 PM
Er, ladies? Um, Gents? Oh, never mind! I think this is probably one of life's great imponderables!
Brain matter deposited by: The Gray Monk on January 24, 2004 6:04 PM
Oh what fun...I always knew I was a lesbian trapped in a man' body!!!
Brain matter deposited by: mike on January 28, 2004 6:55 AM